So, my name is Kath Arnold, sometimes squished into one word to make up katharnold. I used to live in Hove, actually, hence the title of this blog. Now I don’t, but I can’t be bothered to change the title and you know, I quite like it. So it shall stay. I really live in Brighton now. I have gone over to the other side. It was a hard call to make.
I like music, anything to do with sitting around with a cup of tea and friends talking about the big things of life, hitting drums and watching the sun set. My general aim in life is to start a cult based on drinking tea and eating chocolate. This cult would have many levels. The inner circle made up of those hardcore tea drinkers and chocolate eaters. The next levels down made up of those who reject tea but embrace coffee and other forms of caffeine, and then those who reject the hot beverage all together but still love chocolate and deep conversations on sofas. As you can see, it’s a fairly inclusive cult. We aren’t going to burn down your houses if you don’t agree with us. Well we may.
I’d like to spend the rest of my life drinking tea and talking about the big ideas of life, questioning everything and discovering more and more of reality. I love that I know the author of reality. If that’s sounding a bit too random I confess, I’m one of those card carrying Christian types. Mainly this means I am known by the Maker of the world and believe he really wants to know you too. As you will soon tell if you hang around this place anymore I don’t think I’ve got everything sewn up in this world but I am loving the Truth that we get at least one answer to the questions. Jesus. The bloke who lived on earth, died and then did something no-one else has ever done before or since. He rose from the dead. Try doing that, you’ll soon see how hard that really is. That makes me think he was a little bit more than just a bloke. But that’s for you to discover. Go on.
Hey Kath a roo. I so totally want to be inititated into your club! I love tea, in vast quantities and I love all forms of chocolate, biscuits and particular chocolate biscuits! Hope you’re well. I’d love to be plonked on your sofa chatting to you now but alas….learning the technique of female catheterisation for a test tomorrow! What a joy! Much love
Sarah
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Oh dear, the cult of Hove. Worse, the cult of Kath-a-roo in Hove! Whatever next?
Kath, If you fancy a dose of sanity, seriousness and a few minutes away from those drums that are affecting your brian, pop along to my blog http://www.marcushoneysett.squarespace.com.
And then give me a link, cos its brill!!
Look forward to seeing you next week
PS would I be allowed to be considered for cult membership as a non tea drinker? Or would I have to head on over to the coffeebibleclub? Does your tea and chocolate cult have a view on whether the coffeebibleclub is orthodox, or are they a perversion of the true tea religion?
PPS a “cynical idealist” is a realist. A cynic is what an idealist calls a realist. An unrealistc dreamer is what a realist calls an idealist.
PPPS do you know the difference between a psychotic and a neurotic? A psychotic knows without doubt that 2+2 = 5. A neurotic knows without doudt that it equals 4, but hates it
ah Marcus, shameless self promotion as ever. And the first to have cracked the code of the cynical idealist. I might award you a prize of a linky link at some point… And feel free to join the cult, obviously in the lower regions of the cult, the upper levels are reserved for the pure tea drinkers… however, we aren’t as serious as the coffeebibleclub, and less exclusive, they are probably deviating from the One True Way but over here in the land of tea we’re not that rabid about such heresy…