Comments on: Kath’s strange dreamland pt1

By: hoveactually

hoveactually — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:01:23 +0000

Miss Hunt, I fear you are mistaken. The shaking of the paint pot widdershins only works on a full moon in the eighth month of the year without a leap in it. I am sad for you. Only today I read the leaves of the brew we call tea and it stated clearly that Mr Polar Arnold should remain in the house of safe keeping until such a time as the plants, or planets reallign around the giant duck in the sky.

PS Mr Polar Arnold sends his sad regrets at this turn of events and kisses to you.

By: Miss Hunt

Miss Hunt — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 20:12:52 +0000

But I shook my paint pot widdershins and everything. So I must be right. Give in. Post Polar by recorded delivery. I’m waiting.

By: hoveactually

hoveactually — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:31:31 +0000

no no. I think she’s misguided and not in the True Way of interpretation.

By: meinmysmallcorner

meinmysmallcorner — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:11:35 +0000

Flip - she wins!

By: Miss Hunt

Miss Hunt — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:56:31 +0000

Well, I’ve consulted a bag of chicken bones (KFC) shaken from a (primary school paint) pot during a full moon on a balcony in South East London, and the chicken bones have spoken. Unfortunately your previous correspondents have not been feeling the forces aright. Quite clearly, this dream means that you are over-mothering one near to you. Namely Mr Polar B. Arnold. I think the obvious conclusion is that Polar needs some space, and perhaps a trial separation. As an act of extreme sacrificial self-giving I will undertake the onerous task of housing Polar until such a time as he feels ready to return (the chicken bones suggest 2025 as a possible date, but that could just have been a rogue globule of BBQ sauce). As for the Korean dictator aspect, this shows in plain sight your skills for working within Communist countries, although I think you may have confused the accent/uniform for a country just to the left. I shall send you an application form for my project asap, glad you’re coming too, I knew that you’d see sense eventually.

By: meinmysmallcorner

meinmysmallcorner — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:54:59 +0000

No, no - I think it means you have to come to Ireland.

Eh… that’s it.

By: lil'anneban

lil'anneban — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:14:05 +0000

Ooooo, me thinks it plainly means you must spend the next midsummer night in Finland, with only one baby and a bundle of old friends, and no Korean dictators

Adie is all up for arranging it all, since he has become an expert in… arrangements of such sorts.